Total Pussy

by Support The Troopz

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FUCKIN' NICE!

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released 17 January 2012

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tags: beer punk sex support the troopz garage rock punk rock Muncie

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Track Name: Fuckin' Shrinks
my friends told me i needed help

kept all the ass to myself

new broad every single night

until i gave no fucks about weight or height

ill fuck em if they're under 200 pounds

ill take a dip in their rolling mounds

emerge later just sick of myself

so i went to get some help and that's why



i fucked my counselor

I FUCKED MY COUNSELOR



she said that she had a test

to find out what would wind up best

threesome on the bathroom floor

and if we still feel empty we can add some more

after a week i was sick of her shit

told her boss bout the fucking we did

got her canned in a single day

and she moved her ass away, that's how



i fucked my counselor

i wrecked that ass and then i wrecked that life

i fucked my counselor

no fucking mind games, i stay inside

i fucked my counselor

i never would've done it if she wasn't white



splish splash

my balls are takin a bath
Track Name: Total Pussy
fuckin pissin on the bathroom floor

cuz i cant see my hands or my dick anymore

bad brains on the living room speakers

cummin hard to the neighborhood creepers

cant remember why i live anymore

when i'm fucking a sober four

and its hard makin money when i fuck for change

(yeah its hard makin money when you're losin your brain)

but i see you mother fuckers then i look at me

(and i'm glad i'm not a total pussy)



yeah, you're wearin mOnStEr shirts

you're a TOTAL PUSSY

meanwhile i'm trying to look up skirts

i'm not a TOTAL PUSSY



"i swear i'll never fuck your daughter"

is what i scream out loud as i'm fucking her harder

i've made kids in a biblical sense

i cut it short just to save the expense

i pull out when i'm almost there

and my "kids" fly everywhere

and its hard makin money when you fuck for change

(yeah its hard makin money when you're losin your brain)

but i see you mother fuckers then i look at me

(and i'm glad i'm not a total pussy)



oh, you're writing poetry?

you're a TOTAL PUSSY

write a poem about livin as me

i'm not a TOTAL PUSSY

oh, you've never munched on a dick?

you're a TOTAL PUSSY

me, i'm into double digits

i'm not a TOTAL PUSSY
Track Name: Fat Girl Sorority
fat girl sorority

fat girl sorority

fuck anorexics they can suck my canz

hopefully someday i will find a man

fat girl sorority

fat girl sorority

eat what i want i don't give a damn

give me mashed potatoes or a slice of ham



wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



FAT GIRL SORORITY
Track Name: Strokin' It
i've got lust runnin through my veins

so im always fuckin hangin brain

she got low self worth and an ass for days

and she never fuckin shaves, i've got trails to blaze

oh no, i got pubes in my face



stroke 1

i know that you feel me

stroke 2

it's making me horny

stroke 3

it's all cumming out

i aim for the forehead and land in the mouth



baby girl's got her religion

i've got my common sense

bitch doesn't get the issue

so i give her common sex

yeah, i'll be your god



stroke 1

i know that you feel me

stroke 2

it's making me horny

stroke 3

it's all cumming out

i aim for the forehead and land in the mouth
Track Name: Ass 2 Da Door
my beds on fire

close the door on a bitch and another transpires

gotta check my dick

cuz im not trying to piss when it hurts and shit

the scum of the earth

wakin up in yards after checking if my asshole hurts

(and it does)

and that's fucking ok

cuz sometimes in life, you give and you take



yeah so i finally hit it

i got what i'm looking for

now it's time to quit it

let me show your ass to the door



if you've ever been me

you know i swim nightly in a sea of double d's

on our first ep

you know my number one goal was to

GET DICK DEEP

and i did, i tried, i fucked, i lied

i laid more pipe than the rest of you guys

after the past two years

i'm still fuckin who i want and shotgunnin beers



yeah so i fucking did it

i got what i'm looking for

now it's time to quit it

let me show your ass to the door
Track Name: Vegan Dick Suckerz
it's not misogynistic, just slightly masochistic

knife marks run down my side

burn my hand on the fire

such a painful pile of pizza

drop dead on delicious treats and

no pizza sauce just blood

and instead of cheese it's cum

the rotten deception

leads to carnal conception



all you vegans

lick my tits

eat pepperoni pizza

suck my dick



i get bored so i make a call

to the swamp squat down the hall

11 guys with bloodshot eyes

rock hard dicks rise to the sky

it doesn't matter if they're living or dead

all we fucking want is some gnarly head

the only way they can make us cum

is to fill up their mouths with blood

it's all masturbation

spread semen across the nation



all you vegans

lick my tits

eat pepperoni pizza

suck my dick