1. |
Fuckin' Shrinks
01:51
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my friends told me i needed help
kept all the ass to myself
new broad every single night
until i gave no fucks about weight or height
ill fuck em if they're under 200 pounds
ill take a dip in their rolling mounds
emerge later just sick of myself
so i went to get some help and that's why
i fucked my counselor
I FUCKED MY COUNSELOR
she said that she had a test
to find out what would wind up best
threesome on the bathroom floor
and if we still feel empty we can add some more
after a week i was sick of her shit
told her boss bout the fucking we did
got her canned in a single day
and she moved her ass away, that's how
i fucked my counselor
i wrecked that ass and then i wrecked that life
i fucked my counselor
no fucking mind games, i stay inside
i fucked my counselor
i never would've done it if she wasn't white
splish splash
my balls are takin a bath
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2. |
Total Pussy
01:46
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fuckin pissin on the bathroom floor
cuz i cant see my hands or my dick anymore
bad brains on the living room speakers
cummin hard to the neighborhood creepers
cant remember why i live anymore
when i'm fucking a sober four
and its hard makin money when i fuck for change
(yeah its hard makin money when you're losin your brain)
but i see you mother fuckers then i look at me
(and i'm glad i'm not a total pussy)
yeah, you're wearin mOnStEr shirts
you're a TOTAL PUSSY
meanwhile i'm trying to look up skirts
i'm not a TOTAL PUSSY
"i swear i'll never fuck your daughter"
is what i scream out loud as i'm fucking her harder
i've made kids in a biblical sense
i cut it short just to save the expense
i pull out when i'm almost there
and my "kids" fly everywhere
and its hard makin money when you fuck for change
(yeah its hard makin money when you're losin your brain)
but i see you mother fuckers then i look at me
(and i'm glad i'm not a total pussy)
oh, you're writing poetry?
you're a TOTAL PUSSY
write a poem about livin as me
i'm not a TOTAL PUSSY
oh, you've never munched on a dick?
you're a TOTAL PUSSY
me, i'm into double digits
i'm not a TOTAL PUSSY
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3. |
Fat Girl Sorority
00:40
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fat girl sorority
fat girl sorority
fuck anorexics they can suck my canz
hopefully someday i will find a man
fat girl sorority
fat girl sorority
eat what i want i don't give a damn
give me mashed potatoes or a slice of ham
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FAT GIRL SORORITY
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4. |
Strokin' It
01:52
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i've got lust runnin through my veins
so im always fuckin hangin brain
she got low self worth and an ass for days
and she never fuckin shaves, i've got trails to blaze
oh no, i got pubes in my face
stroke 1
i know that you feel me
stroke 2
it's making me horny
stroke 3
it's all cumming out
i aim for the forehead and land in the mouth
baby girl's got her religion
i've got my common sense
bitch doesn't get the issue
so i give her common sex
yeah, i'll be your god
stroke 1
i know that you feel me
stroke 2
it's making me horny
stroke 3
it's all cumming out
i aim for the forehead and land in the mouth
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5. |
Ass 2 Da Door
01:31
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my beds on fire
close the door on a bitch and another transpires
gotta check my dick
cuz im not trying to piss when it hurts and shit
the scum of the earth
wakin up in yards after checking if my asshole hurts
(and it does)
and that's fucking ok
cuz sometimes in life, you give and you take
yeah so i finally hit it
i got what i'm looking for
now it's time to quit it
let me show your ass to the door
if you've ever been me
you know i swim nightly in a sea of double d's
on our first ep
you know my number one goal was to
GET DICK DEEP
and i did, i tried, i fucked, i lied
i laid more pipe than the rest of you guys
after the past two years
i'm still fuckin who i want and shotgunnin beers
yeah so i fucking did it
i got what i'm looking for
now it's time to quit it
let me show your ass to the door
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6. |
Vegan Dick Suckerz
01:46
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it's not misogynistic, just slightly masochistic
knife marks run down my side
burn my hand on the fire
such a painful pile of pizza
drop dead on delicious treats and
no pizza sauce just blood
and instead of cheese it's cum
the rotten deception
leads to carnal conception
all you vegans
lick my tits
eat pepperoni pizza
suck my dick
i get bored so i make a call
to the swamp squat down the hall
11 guys with bloodshot eyes
rock hard dicks rise to the sky
it doesn't matter if they're living or dead
all we fucking want is some gnarly head
the only way they can make us cum
is to fill up their mouths with blood
it's all masturbation
spread semen across the nation
all you vegans
lick my tits
eat pepperoni pizza
suck my dick
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