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Keaton's Beer

by Support The Troopz

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Just got myself a set of wheels Brooks saddle and 27 gears Cruisin round after shreddin some beers Smashin babes as they walk to the side Grabbin tatties from my brand new ride It's not a hobby it's my goddamn life Straight shitty eyes More girls than guys Into the streets we rise Cops are callin and I'm shadin my stash Check the carpet and we'll slide in back Head to church for a midnight snack Got off clean just like every night Fucked up with a bucket of fights Ass naked when I turn out the lights Straight shitty eyes More girls than guys Into the streets we rise Ramp it? I MIGHT.
2.
I hope this song makes you feel like shit I hope this song makes you take a shit On everybody that you ever called your friend I hope your parents get a fucking divorce And that bitch takes your dad to court Yeah, it'd kick ass if they got a divorce We're the best at what we do We look better than you We write better than you We're the best at what we do We look cooler than you We fuck better than you I hope all your friends bleed you dry And then your favorite pet just dies I'd jack off while I watched you cry I hope you ride your stupid fixed gear bike And skid stop through a fucking red light Nice bike, say hi to the semi YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY OUT ON YOUR WAY DOWN I hope you listen to this song And realize that there's no god And life's not worth moving on Cuz no one even wants you around You're fucking up this goddamn town There's a lake Go drown
3.
I've seen him put a pen into his mouth Blows on it just to get the ink out Chipped tooth and a busted black lip Makin' sure you don't steal his shit That's my dude (KEATON) He's got a rude attitude (KEATON) And he drinks and he smokes and fucks and he snorts what he wants to I've seen him do a line of coke I swear he's only 19 He'll do a threesome in a minute So bitch, get on your knees That's my dude (KEATON) He's got a rude attitude (KEATON) And he drinks and he smokes and fucks and he snorts what he wants to Things are kinda different in the winter Our indifference grows stronger But I could still give a fuck He passes women to his friends They're just a means to an end Only good for a fuck That's my dude (KEATON) He's got a rude attitude (KEATON) And he drinks and he smokes and fucks and he snorts what he wants to He's my dude (KEATON) He's got the best attitude (KEATON) Cuz he drinks and he smokes and fucks and he snorts what he wants to
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Spring Sex 01:22
Last night I laid in bed with her Meaningless, meaningless, meaningless Last time I fucked around with her Pointless, what's the point man? It's all so fucking pointless Now I'm alright I'm always on top I'm alright Sex will be the death of me Brings life into everything Fuck the way I never feel Brings fun into everything Last night I laid in bed with him Overdramatic, overbearing, just get the fuck out of here Last time I said i don't feel anything He started crying, I wasn't kidding, just get the fuck out of here Now I'm alright I'm always on top I'm alright
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I ride bikes to shred my life And fuck getting jobs cuz it don't seem right Fuck you if you don't thrash dude And all your stupid friends, yeah fuck them too Savin money's not part of the plan cuz the money that we save we can spend it on cans Stackin shit till it's Tulo tall Lookin' for a bro that we can maul Break your brain Break your brain Oh, I've been at this for a long time now And I can't find a way to stop this now I could try but I just don't see how And everyone knows it's plain to see You're just a piece of shit with no relevancy My pleasure's not in writing this song about you But in knowing that you're through
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When the truth is found to be lies And all the joy within you dies Don't you want somebody to love? Don't you need somebody to love? Wouldn't you love somebody to love? You'd better find somebody to fuck When the garden flowers baby are dead And your mind is full of red Don't you want somebody to love? Don't you need somebody to love? Wouldn't you love somebody to love? You'd better find somebody to love The bitch was on drugs when she wrote this song The bitch was on drugs so she sucked my dong

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released April 17, 2011

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