Keaton's Beer

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released April 17, 2011

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Track Name: Ramp It? I Might!
Just got myself a set of wheels
Brooks saddle and 27 gears
Cruisin round after shreddin some beers
Smashin babes as they walk to the side
Grabbin tatties from my brand new ride
It's not a hobby it's my goddamn life

Straight shitty eyes
More girls than guys
Into the streets we rise

Cops are callin and I'm shadin my stash
Check the carpet and we'll slide in back
Head to church for a midnight snack
Got off clean just like every night
Fucked up with a bucket of fights
Ass naked when I turn out the lights

Straight shitty eyes
More girls than guys
Into the streets we rise
Ramp it? I MIGHT.
Track Name: IWU Kids Ruin Everything
I hope this song makes you feel like shit
I hope this song makes you take a shit
On everybody that you ever called your friend

I hope your parents get a fucking divorce
And that bitch takes your dad to court
Yeah, it'd kick ass if they got a divorce

We're the best at what we do
We look better than you
We write better than you

We're the best at what we do
We look cooler than you
We fuck better than you

I hope all your friends bleed you dry
And then your favorite pet just dies
I'd jack off while I watched you cry

I hope you ride your stupid fixed gear bike
And skid stop through a fucking red light
Nice bike, say hi to the semi

YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY OUT
ON YOUR WAY DOWN

I hope you listen to this song
And realize that there's no god
And life's not worth moving on

Cuz no one even wants you around
You're fucking up this goddamn town
There's a lake
Go drown
Track Name: Keaton Loves Cocaine
I've seen him put a pen into his mouth
Blows on it just to get the ink out
Chipped tooth and a busted black lip
Makin' sure you don't steal his shit

That's my dude (KEATON)
He's got a rude attitude (KEATON)
And he drinks and he smokes and fucks and he snorts what he wants to

I've seen him do a line of coke
I swear he's only 19
He'll do a threesome in a minute
So bitch, get on your knees

That's my dude (KEATON)
He's got a rude attitude (KEATON)
And he drinks and he smokes and fucks and he snorts what he wants to

Things are kinda different in the winter
Our indifference grows stronger
But I could still give a fuck
He passes women to his friends
They're just a means to an end
Only good for a fuck

That's my dude (KEATON)
He's got a rude attitude (KEATON)
And he drinks and he smokes and fucks and he snorts what he wants to

He's my dude (KEATON)
He's got the best attitude (KEATON)
Cuz he drinks and he smokes and fucks and he snorts what he wants to
Track Name: Spring Sex
Last night I laid in bed with her
Meaningless, meaningless, meaningless
Last time I fucked around with her
Pointless, what's the point man?
It's all so fucking pointless

Now I'm alright
I'm always on top
I'm alright

Sex will be the death of me
Brings life into everything
Fuck the way I never feel
Brings fun into everything

Last night I laid in bed with him
Overdramatic, overbearing, just get the fuck out of here
Last time I said i don't feel anything
He started crying, I wasn't kidding, just get the fuck out of here

Now I'm alright
I'm always on top
I'm alright
Track Name: Break Your Brain
I ride bikes to shred my life
And fuck getting jobs cuz it don't seem right
Fuck you if you don't thrash dude
And all your stupid friends, yeah fuck them too
Savin money's not part of the plan
cuz the money that we save we can spend it on cans
Stackin shit till it's Tulo tall
Lookin' for a bro that we can maul

Break your brain
Break your brain

Oh, I've been at this for a long time now
And I can't find a way to stop this now
I could try but I just don't see how

And everyone knows it's plain to see
You're just a piece of shit with no relevancy
My pleasure's not in writing this song about you
But in knowing that you're through
Track Name: Want Some Bitch to Hug/Fuck
When the truth is found to be lies
And all the joy within you dies

Don't you want somebody to love?
Don't you need somebody to love?
Wouldn't you love somebody to love?
You'd better find somebody to fuck

When the garden flowers baby are dead
And your mind is full of red

Don't you want somebody to love?
Don't you need somebody to love?
Wouldn't you love somebody to love?
You'd better find somebody to love

The bitch was on drugs when she wrote this song
The bitch was on drugs so she sucked my dong